Punch goes communist

Sommaire

• Up the Reds

  KROKODIL, Russia's satirical paper,
  published its version of a British
  journalist the other day. The man was
  sitting up dog-like, with a pen instead of
  a bone in his mouth, in front of his
  "capitalist bosses".

  par William Davis
• Lvor Dennison

  These extracts from the new navel by loathsome deviationist 1972 Nobel Prizewinner ALAN COREN
  are published solely in the hope that our British Soviet citizens may learn the true meaning of decadence.
  1t is of interest that the lying neo-fascist hyena has since been certified

  par Alan Coren
• Whitehall Goes Red

  MAHOOD looks at how
  our civil servants would
  cope with a Red Revolution
  in Britain

  par Mahood
• The Truth Shall Make You Free! par Keith Waterhouse
• “This is your life!”

  Still the most popular show on television ! And tonight forty
  million British comrades will tune in for the terror and
  excitement and, in 39,999,999 cases, the relief of seeing
  Comrade Andrews tear off the wrapper and face
  one more cowering victim with

• Blue Blood in the Sunset

  One of Britain's few surviving gentlemen buttonholes

  par R. G. G. Price
• Reactionary Terror in Mid-Sussex

  Haywards Heath Man's
  Amazing Story

• United Newspapers Limited

  Sir William Barnetson reports on a year of internal consolidation

  par Sir William Barnetson
• The official history of Britain par Miles Kington