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• Everyone Knows de Trouble I Seen

  Ls nothing, asks ALAN COREN, secret?

  par Alan Coren
• All for none, and none for all

  MAH OOD looks at how the Irish will manage without the border when they eventually get a United lreland

  par Mahood
• Join us, Brother

  BOTH were right, of course. Protest is essential. But it's also a bit of a sport: it's easier, and more fun, to be against absolutely everything.

  par William Davis
• Modern Times
• Hurricane Lew

  BARRY TOOK reports to the hub of showbizland in a bid to discover if there's life in Mr. Big, the man who has to keep moving if the market's to stay where it is Hurricane Lew

  par Barry Took
• The Subtle Secrets of Instant Creamy Trash

  Author STANLEY REYNOLDS finally buttonholes Ken Shower, the power behind the commercial breaks

  par Stanley Reynolds
• How they turned a likeable lad into Mr. Personality

  The fabulous Jack Flash talks to KEITH WATERHOUSE

  par Keith Waterhouse
• Metaphysician, Heal Thyself !

  Arriving unexpectedly in the Bahamas on Christmas Eve some years ago, transmigrated thither by the sudden whim of an editor, 1 was standing alone on the fringe of the airport, cupped in the sultry odoriferous, giant armpit of the night, and thinking- nobody but me knows where l am at this moment. A shadow detached itself from under a palm tree. " Hello, Alan," it said.

  par Alan Brien
• Hardcastle

  Germany Calling !

• Stanley

  Continuing the adventures of the Great Palaeolithic Hero

  par Murray Ball